Jokeindex home

Child beatng (PG)


More Stuff!
Jokeindex Home
PG rated jokes
Kids
Sports
In the courtroom the judge is asking the little boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?"

The little boy says, "No, she beats me."

The judge says, "Do you want to live with your father?"

"No, he beats me too," says the little boy.

The judge scratches his head and says, "Ok, son, then who do you want to live with?"

Without a moment's hesitation the boy says loudly, "The Houston Astros, because they don't beat anybody."




Buy my book!
Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.

My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.

As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.

If you have the cost of a latte and a Kindle, you can buy a copy at Amazon by clicking here.

Or buy it in print! Mundane Journeys Trade Paperback


Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make the world... nutty.

Today's blog: Historical Figures in Modern Clothes
Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter