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This is probably the most honest "friendship" poem ever penned...

When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard/bitch who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..............Because you're my friend.




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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