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George III, having purchased a horse, the dealer put into his hands a large sheet of paper, completely written over.

"What's this?" said his majesty.

"The pedigree of the horse, sire, which you have just bought," was the answer.

"Take it back, take it back," said the king, laughing; "it will do very well for the next horse you sell."

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