13> Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand's Breadth at a Time
12> Waving to Queen Victoria
11> Trying for a Scarlet "M"
10> Oiling the Pennywhistle
9> Assaulting the Tower of London
8> Cleaning the Musket
7> Quashing the Southern Uprising
6> Monitoring your Merrimac
5> Driving the Golden Spike
4> Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation
3> Churning the Codpiece Butter
2> Square Dancing with Satan
1> Addressing Lord Palmer
Here's what I did stuck at home...
I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.