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16> Emptyin' the Saloon

15> Pocket Punch 'n' Judy

14> Signing your John Hancock

13> Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand's Breadth at a Time

12> Waving to Queen Victoria

11> Trying for a Scarlet "M"

10> Oiling the Pennywhistle

9> Assaulting the Tower of London

8> Cleaning the Musket

7> Quashing the Southern Uprising

6> Monitoring your Merrimac

5> Driving the Golden Spike

4> Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation

3> Churning the Codpiece Butter

2> Square Dancing with Satan

1> Addressing Lord Palmer

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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