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Q. How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. All of them

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Q. How many Cardassians does it take to change a light blub?

A. Three, because there are four lights!

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Q: How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 4. One to change the light bulb, and one to shoot him and take the credit, two more for disposing the body out an airlock, and 100 credits each to hire them.

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Ed: (Dang, I got the first Cardassian one... shoot me now...)




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