Editor's Note: If you find these funny, heed the advice of William Shattner, "Get a life!"
Q. How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. All of them
Q. How many Cardassians does it take to change a light blub?
A. Three, because there are four lights!
Q: How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to change the light bulb, and one to shoot him and take the credit, two more for disposing the body out an airlock, and 100 credits each to hire them.
------------ Ed: (Dang, I got the first Cardassian one... shoot me now...)
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.