Q: What's the difference between a blonde's breasts and a tampon? A: A tampon doesn't shrivel when wet.
Q: how are a blonde's breasts and my P.J.'s alike? A: They both have a lable that says, "100% cotton
Q: how are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike? A: Niether are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.