One day a young just married couple were driving in their audi TT. Their names were Harder (male) and Fuck Me (female).
Harder and Fuck me needed some cash, so they stopped at a local bank. Harder ran in to the ATM while Fuck Me waited in the car.
A strange man with an obvious giant boner walks up to the window and says "Hi, whats your name?" and she answers "Fuck Me". So he says "Ok" and gets in the car and screws her.
She starts screaming "Harder Harder Harder!!!" And then he says "Lady I can't fuck that hard!"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.