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Two cats have a swimming race aross the English Channel, one English, the other French.

The English cat is called "One two three", the French cat is called "Un deux trois".

Which cat wins...?

The English cat.

Why...?

Because Un deux trois cat sanků




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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