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A man and giraffe walk into a bar and get totally faceless drunk. The giraffe passes out and man gets up to leave.

Barman says "you can't leave that lying there."

Man says "it's not a lion it's a giraffe."




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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