There is a blonde on the side of the road and two guys stop and say need a lift?
She replies saying sure take me anywhere so she hops in the back of truck.
Well the guys are going down the road and a truck is heading straight for them trying to crash them.
They then run off the bridge they were on and fall into the water.
The two boys get out but when they looked back there was only bubbles. Oh no! they cried. The blonde had not gotten out of the back yet.
All of sudden the blonde shoots out of the water.
The boys start saying thank goodness and all. Then one asks, not to be rude but what took you so long?
The Blonde grinned and said I couldn't get the Tail gate open!!!
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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