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Bob was applying for a job at an accounting agency. So he filled out the resume and sent it. When the boss of the accounting agency read the letter, everything was sounding good. When he got to the part that asks "What are your achievements?"

Bob answered, "I may already be a winner of 21,000,000 dollars."

This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!

I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.

You really should buy one if only for the story!

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