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A few riddles on missing limbs (G)

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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) Doesn't matter...he won't come to you anyway!

Q) What do you call a girl with one leg?
A) Ilene!

Q) What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
A) Matt!

Q) What do you call the SAME guy in a pool?

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