A little kid goes to a nude beach with his parents. He sees a naked girl and says "Mommy, mommy! That lady has bigger tits than you do!"
So his mom says "The bigger your tits are the dumber you are."
Then the little boy sees a naked guy and says "Mommy, mommy! That man has a bigger dick than daddy!"
So the mom says, "The bigger your dick is the dumber you are."
Then the little boy sees something else. He says, "Mommy, mommy! Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and he keeps getting dumber and dumber!"
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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