A man went to a storefront psychic for some spiritual guidance. The man said, "There's a horrible dark cloud surrounding me."
"I know," said the psychic, "and for a hundred dollars, I can rid you of it."
The man, eager to be cured, handed over the money. The psychic then pulled out a book of matches and lit one.
The man said, "What do you call this dark and horrible curse?"
The psychic waved the match in front of his butt and said, "Mexican food."
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.
