15 excuses when caught sleeping at work (G)
1 Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
2 This is just a 15 minute power nap like they faved about in that time management course you sent me to
3 I was working smarter --- not harder
4 Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper
5 Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm
6 This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people
7 I was testing the keybord for droo;-resistance
8 It worked for Reagan, didn't it?
9 Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just wont wear off
10 I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I learnt at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend
11 This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dremt abuot work
12 I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
13 Hey! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem
14 They told me at the blood bank this might happen
15 I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day
This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!
I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.
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