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Building on its recent success in Florida, the US Justice Department subcontracts the breakup of Microsoft to the INS.



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This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!

I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.

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