5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator
6> Darth Vader Ginsberg doll -- Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately
7> Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"
8> McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal
9> "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."
10> Han Solo Cups
11> R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"
12> Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth
13> Princess Chia
14> Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal
15> The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
Here's what I did stuck at home...
I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool
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the world... nutty.