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1> Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar

2> Darth Vibrader

3> "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes

4> Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"

5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator

6> Darth Vader Ginsberg doll -- Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately

7> Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"

8> McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal

9> "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."

10> Han Solo Cups

11> R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"

12> Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth

13> Princess Chia

14> Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal

15> The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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