A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me that I have the breasts of a 25 year old."
The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"
She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."
America is Drinking From Home!
The problem is that most of y'all are amateur drinkers and don't have what it takes to make a cocktail at home. But I've got you covered-- here's my overview to the basics you need in your home bar setup.
Here are the Bar Necessities.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
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