English..... I Love You
Spanish..... Te Amo
French...... Je T'aime
German...... Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese.... Ai Shite Imasu
Italian..... Ti Amo
Chinese..... Wo Ai Ni
Swedish..... Jag Alskar Dig
Eskimo...... Nagligivaget
Greek....... S'Agapo
Hawaiian.... Aloha Wau la Oe
Irish....... Thaim In Grabh Leat
Hebrew...... Ani Ohev Otakh
Russian..... Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
Albanian.... Une Te Dua
Finnish..... Mina Rakkastan Sinua
Turkish..... Seni Seviyorum
Hungarian... Se Ret Lay
Persian..... Du Stet Daram
Maltese..... ien Inhobbok
Catalan..... Testimo Molt
Redneck..... Nice Tits
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.
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