One day an engineer died and went to hell. He made all of these wonderful things like fans, escalators, and other great stuff.
One day God saw all of the stuff down in hell and said ,"Devil, where the hell did you get those things?"
The devil said, "We have an engineer down here and he made all of this stuff and you can't do a thing about it!"
God screamed, "Oh yeah?! Well I'll sue!"
The devil said "Go ahead, but where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.