A nurse was going past an old mans room in the nursing home and heard him crying. "What's the matter?" she said.
He said, "My peter died."
She told him she was real busy and would come back later. well she forgot about him and went home. the next day she came to work and saw him walking down the hall with his peter hanging out and swinging. She said, "What in the hell are you doing?"
He said, "My peter died. "
She said, "I know that but what are you doing with it hanging out?"
He said. "Today we are having the viewing."
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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