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A nurse was going past an old mans room in the nursing home and heard him crying. "What's the matter?" she said.

He said, "My peter died."

She told him she was real busy and would come back later. well she forgot about him and went home. the next day she came to work and saw him walking down the hall with his peter hanging out and swinging. She said, "What in the hell are you doing?"

He said, "My peter died. "

She said, "I know that but what are you doing with it hanging out?"

He said. "Today we are having the viewing."

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I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.

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