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1 ) Casket features GM Goodwrench paint scheme.

2) The deceased is referred to as "being out of provisionals."

3) Eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch.

4) Only the first 43 cars are allowed in the procession.

5) Hearse referred to as "pace car."

6) First-time mourners have a yellow "rookie stripe" on the trunk of their cars.

7) No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel.

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