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There was a woman at church once eating plain M&M's. Someone noticed she was picking out all of the brown ones. So, they approached her and asked, "Why are you not eating the brown M&M's?".

She replied, "I don't want to eat chocolate."

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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