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One day a man is riding the subway. He was the first one on so he waited for everyone else to board. He sees a teenage kid with multi colored hair, a mohawk and feather earrings in both ears.

The man stares at the punk for a while until the boy finally shouts out to him

"What are you looking at?!"

The man then replies " About 17 years ago when I was in South America I got drunk, I then screwed a parrot and I thought you could be my son."




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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