Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.