A lady goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains. The doctor gives her a thorough examination and delivers his diagnosis. "Well, in just a few months time you will be busy changing nappies (diapers) !"
The lady is delighted "You mean I really am pregnant doctor ?" she asks "No - you've got cancer of the bowel"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.