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Yo Mamma/insults
your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and missed!

your armpits smell so bad the teacher gave u an A for not raiseing ur hand!

your brothers so stupid he sold his car for gas money

your sisters been in the same grade for so long everyone thinks shes the teacher!"




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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