Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
yo momma's like a door knob, every one get a turn
yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
yo momma's like a light switch, easy to turn on
yo momma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.
yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.
yo momma is so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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