There's this guy who went to this camp for adults, so the owner is showing him around, and says, 'You're gonna love it here, especially the barrel behind the restrooms, when you feel the need, stick you're dick in the hole for a blowjob.'
'So the next day,the guy sees the owner, and says, 'this place is great, I'm going to use that barrel everyday.'
The owner says, 'Everyday except Mondays.'
'Why not on Mondays?'
The owner says, 'That's your day in the barrel.'
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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