Jokeindex home

Little Johnny in the Military (PG)

More Stuff!
Jokeindex Home
PG rated jokes
Little Johnny was playing with a pile of crap. After a while, it looked like a human. Then this sergeant walked and asked what Little Johnny was doing.

"I am making an NCO" replied Little Johnny.

The sergeant just shook his head and walked away. A little while later, a first sergeant walked by and asked Little Johnny what he was doing.

"I am making an NCO", replied Little Johnny.

The first sergeant walked away, shaking his head. After a bit a general walked past and asked what Little Johnny was doing.

"I am making and NCO" said Little Johnny.

The geneeral just laughed. After he had wiped the tears away, he asked why he was making an NCO.

"Not enough crap to make an officer"

Buy my book!
Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.

My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.

As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.

If you have the cost of a latte and a Kindle, you can buy a copy at Amazon by clicking here.

Or buy it in print! Mundane Journeys Trade Paperback

Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make the world... nutty.

Today's blog: The New Facebook is Text Messaging
Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter