yo mamma is so fat, when she saw a yellow bus she yelled, "stop that twinki"
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped four quarters, she stepped on one of those quarters and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
yo mama is dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
yo mama is dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.
yo mamma is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code
yo mamma so fat her blood type's crisco
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.