First Bee: You look horrible -- emaciated. Have you been getting enough to eat?
Second Bee: I know. Haven't been lucky. I'm practically starving.
First Bee: Hey! There's a Bar Mitzvah just a couple of hundred yards down the road. They always have plenty of flowers & a lot to eat. Try there
Second Bee: OK. I'll see what I can find (off he flies)
The following day they meet at the same rose bush
First Bee: Hey, you look a lot better. Did you find the Bar Mitzvah?
Second Bee: Yea! Boy what food!
First Bee: Hey, what are you wearing on your head?
Second Bee: Oh, that's a yarmulke. I didn't want those Jews to think I was a WASP
Here's what I did stuck at home...
I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool
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