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Three cowboys were on their way home after herding a group of cattle to a ranch. On the way, they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. one man said, "Man, I'm gonna get some of this."

He began to screw the sheep. He asked if another man wanted to get some, and one of them said yes and he started screwing it.

After he got done, he asked the last man if he wanted some. the man said sure and stuck his head in the fence.




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