1) yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he told yo mama to move her fat ass.
2) yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.
3) yo mama so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.
4) yo mama so dumb she flunked a urine test
5) yo mama so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment
6) yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a sliding glass door
7) yo mam so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganant
8) yo mama so bald she wore a turtle neck and looked liked a busted condom
9) yo mama so fat she walked through the mall with a sign that said "caution WIDE load"
10) yo mam so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.