Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen!
Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel? A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married? A: There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? A: They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? A: A documentary.
Q: What do they call it in Kentucky? A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.