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Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen!

Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A: A documentary.

Q: What do they call it in Kentucky?
A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.




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