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A policeman had just finished his shift one night and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened tonight," he says. "In all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"What happened?" asks his wife.

"I came across two fellas down by the water- front," says the cop. "One of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"What did you do?" asks his wife.

"Oh that was easy. I charged one and let the other off."




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