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Mary Lou was walking home from her first day of school wih her brand new dress on. Suddenly, some boys stopped her and told her, "We'll give you these balloons if you climb that tree!"

Mary Lou decided she'd try, so she climbed the tree, cme back down, took the balloons, and went home. She old her mommy what had happened, and her mommy said, "Oh dear! All those boys wanted was to see your underwear!"

Mary Lou answered, "Don't worry mommy, I wasn't wearing any."




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