There was Jenny and Bill at a hot make out spot gettin there kissy kissy on. Bill asked Jenny, "Ya wanna get in the back?".
Jenny replies, "No!".
They go a little farther and Jenny's shirt came off. Again Bill asks, "Ya wanna get in the back?".
"NO!!!!!" , replies Jenny.
A few minutes later, Bill puts his hand up Jenny's skirt. Again he asks, "Are ya sure ya don't wanna get in the back?".
"NO!!!!!!", replies Jenny.
"Dammit!!!", says Bill, "Why don't ya wanna get in the back?".
Jenny quickly replies, "Cause I wanna stay here with you!".
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.