Blonde Lotto (G)
A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, ma'am. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back right now!"
Submitted by pump67
This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!
I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.
You really should buy one if only for the story!
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