A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, ma'am. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back right now!"
Submitted by pump67
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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