I'm here to ask, As you'll soon see... Did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her In your house? Did you grope Beneath her blouse?
I did not do that Here or there... I did not do that Anywhere! I did not do that Near or far... I did not do that Starr-you-are!
Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek Beneath her skirt? And did you tell The girl to lie When called upon To testify?
I do not like you Starr-you-are... I think that you Have gone too far! I will not answer Any more... Perhaps I will go Start a war! The public's easy To distract When bombs are Falling on Iraq!
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.