One day a little girl was watching cartoons when a porno came through. The little girl asked her mom "What are they doing?" The girls mom said "baking a cake."
Then the next day they were walking in the park and there were these people making out and the girl said "look mommy they are baking a cake!"
The next day the girl says "mommy you and daddy were baking a cake last night."
Her mom replied "how did you know?" The girl said "because I licked the icing off the sofa!"
-- Editor's note: Hey, I just post them...
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.