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A girl walked into J.C. Penney and said "I'd like some shoes from J.C. Penney."

The clerk gave her some shoes and rang up the bill.

Then the girl said "I'd like some sweaters from J.C. Penney." and the clerk gave her a sweater and rang up the bill.

Then the girl said "I'd like a shirt from J.C. Penney." and the clerk rang up the bill and the girl said "I'd like a pair of pants from J.C. Penney."

The clerk rang up the bill and gave some pants to the girl.

Then the girl said "I'd like a bra from J.C. Penney." and the clerk handed a bra to the girl and rang up the bill.

Then the girl said "I'd like some underwear from J.C. Penney." and the clerk gave her the underwear and rang up the bill.

Then the girl said "I'd like some socks from J.C. Penney." the clerk handed her some socks and rang up the bill. Then a naked girl ran from behind the desk and out of the store. Appalled, the girl asked the clerk "Who was that naked girl?"

The clerk smiled and said calmly "That," she grinned "Was J.C. Penney."

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Submitted by Katie Ames




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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