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Have management treat me better.

Alienate at least five new groups this year.

Pamper my colon: Eat more fiber!

Quit squeezing pimples, especially other people's.

Stop doing so many of those lame Top 7 lists.

Gain 20 pounds and keep smoking.

Create task force to evaluate the efficaciousness of the strategic planning and definition in a synergistic manner of the seventh goal for this list.

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