You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is tapping, Your phone.
He's buggin your room, He's reading your mail, He's keeping a file And runnin a tail Santa Claus is tapping Your phone
He hears you in the bedroom Surveils you out of doors And if that doesn't get the goods Then he'll use provocateurs.
So you mustn't assume That you are secure On Christmas Eve He'll kick in your door Santa Claus is tapping Your phone...
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.