One day my nephew and I were driving back home a new route, when we passed by a church on the side of the road which had a sign out front that said, "The Assembly of God"
My nephew turned to me and questioned, "I didn't know god had to be put together?"
-- Submitted by Angela Tuttle
America is Drinking From Home!
The problem is that most of y'all are amateur drinkers and don't have what it takes to make a cocktail at home. But I've got you covered-- here's my overview to the basics you need in your home bar setup.
Here are the Bar Necessities.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.