A husband and wife are sitting at the kitchen table making their Chrstmas List. They finish and the husband goes to work and the wife decides to go shopping.
The next day the grocery boy comes to the door and the wife says "Here is you Christmas present, Merry Christmas." Then the milk man comes to the door and she says the same thing.
Then the mail man comes to the door and she says "Why don't you come in for a little while"
So the milk man goes in and the wife goes upstairs. The milk man follows her to the bedroom. She strips off her clothes and lays spread eagle on the bed and says "Well don't you want to fuck me?" The mail man looks around, takes off his clothes and they start fucking.
Well, the husband comes into the room and asks "What the hell are you doing?" and the wife replies "What you told me to do, Fuck the Mail Man."
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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