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1. Yo mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a bugger popped out of George Washington's nose.

2. Yo Daddy so fat back in the days he was able to sit next to everyone, but still Yo Mama was bigger.

3. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the side walk it became a drive way!




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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