Yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "STOP THAT TWINKI!"
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she irons he jeans on the drive way.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, they said no professionals
Yo mama so fat when she weights herself the scale says one at a time pleas
Yo mama so fat she uses weather balloons for condoms
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach the people yell "FREE WILLY,FREE WILLY"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach she blocks out the sun
Yo mama's like a door knob, every one get a turn
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
Yo mama's like a light switch, easy to turn on
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.