"Oy vey! I've got good news and bad news about our son." said Mrs. Shapiro to her husband.
"Give me the bad news first!" said Mr. Shapiro.
"Our boy's become a homosexual!"
"Oy! So what's the good news?"
"He's going with a rich doctor!"
Here's what I did stuck at home...
I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool
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