9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones
8. Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe
7. Betting Hanukkah gelt on candle races
6. Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus
5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games
4. Fun waxy buildup
3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth
2. Cheer optional
1. No Irving Berlin songs (or Mel Torme' either!)
Here's what I did stuck at home...
I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.